Sometimes we massage therapists get our best quips quite spontaneously from our clients. I haven’t done a top-ten list lately….so…
Top Ten Best Quips from Clients Mid-Massage
Number 10: “The combination to the safe is 35 left, 56 right and 22 left.”
Number Nine: “Do you wash your sheets?”
Number Eight: “Ever thought about putting ads on your shoes?”
Number Seven: “I think my neck hates my job.”
Number Six: “What is the longest massage you have ever done?
Number Five: “Am I supposed to see a burning bush in the desert?”
Number Four: “Do smelly feet bother you?”
Number Three: “How do you know if you have ringworm?”
Number Two: “Do you know Amber Frey?”
And the Number One Best Quips from Clients Mid-Massage:
“Better light the candle; you pushed it out of me.”
I hear crickets chirping in regards to these “quips”…Pretty dumb, if you ask me. Nice try though. My personal favorite quip was a lady who asked “Are you gonna be my massager? – I heard you were the massagin’est person here”
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